"Whatcha gonna do brother,when Baphomania runs wild on you?" No, seriously though, what would you do? You think I was just asking that question because I love to partake in gimmick infringement and collect cease and desist letters? Cause I don't. I am worried about you and I don't want some evil entity catching you on the sneak and entering your body with bad intentions. So here's some helpful tips to help you avoid demonic possession:
- Avoid all abandoned houses unless it is in broad daylight and you are with a priest. With a gun.
- Avoid reading books that are bound in human skin. Even though Amazon may offer then at unheard of prices, that free two day shipping just means you'll be in the Devil's clutches that much sooner.
- Listen to Taylor Swift songs repeatedly. Demons may be evil, but they can only put up with so much. I'll retract this statement if Ms. Swift were to sing me the Arby's menu in it's entirety. The ball's in your court, blondie.
The life I save may be your own.
If you were to invite forces of darkness into your life how about with something like this Baphomaniac figure from Martin Ontiveros and Toy Art Gallery. Way safer than any relics dug up in the Middle East, this bro will bring delight/curses to all who touch his shiny vinyl exterior. Available today (Friday, October 27) at noon pacific time for $80 exclusively thorough www.toyartgallery.com.