I haven't seen them yet this year, but a family of well fed chipmunks lives under our porch. I know they're well fed because they come out and vacuum up any bird seed that happens to fall from our feeder. Like fuzzy little Roombas they quickly and efficiently load their cheeks with anything they suppose is edible, and run back to their sanctuary beneath my front door. Someone I work with thought it was gross that I would be cool with little critters setting up camp in such close proximity but meanwhile they have actual human children living inside their home, which seems way less sanitary to me. And noisey. And expensive. And less adorable.
I don't know what Faffnuffs eat, but I would imagine it involves much more than birdseed. They look as if their jaws would spring open trash can like and devour anything that happened to fall in. Miss Monster's resin buddies also glow in the dark, which is a great party trick if you ever happen to master it. Do people really do tricks at parties or is the idea of a party trick something that was never really a thing? My party trick, if I ever found myself suckered into going one, was to find the cat and or dog and ignore everyone else. Penn and Teller never nailed that one as well as I did.
These will be available today (Tuesday April 3rd) at 2pm pacific time from https://missmonster.myshopify.com.