Have you heard about the tick that carries an illness that makes you allergic to red meat? I'm freaking out about it because now the damn things have been found in New Jersey. I swear to anyone that's listening if one of those things bites me I will make it my life's mission to cry myself to sleep every night because I miss hamburgers. For real, this is a legit concern as my diet consists of 80% red meat, 10% generic honey and nut cereal from Target, and 10% Pepsi. I am not capable of making a change that big in my life, least of all when it comes to food. Here's a view into my desperation here: I have a large garden and grow lots of edible things, not to eat mind you, but because I really really love looking at tiny baby vegetables. Every morning I go outside and check to see if tiny baby vegetables sprouted. That makes me happy and keeps me from punching strangers. Ps: I love red meat.
Let's make it perfectly clear that this is a cat that is shaped like a hamburger, and not some sicko's idea of lunch. Nathan Hamill's latest creation has been brought to life using luxurious Japanese sofubi by Science Patrol and is making it's full color debut this Friday (June 29th). A mere $25 will get you one and they are available exclusively at http://sciencepatrol.storenvy.com.