Did you think Draculobsters just popped out of their egg sacs and were all of a sudden fully grown? That's silly, cause like you they also have to experience the pitfalls of child hood. They have to go to evil crustacean mutant school, they have to learn not top drag their victim's remains all over the just vacuumed carpet, and they have to experience the painful awkwardness that sea monster puberty brings with it. Love is not always pretty, my friends, as anyone who has come upon one of these things while it is in the throes of hormonal confusion can attest to.
I myself am a fan of this little guy, which is why I already bought the green one from Draculazer himself. Now is your chance to get one or al of them courtesy of the folks that produced em at Gums Productions. You can pick from one or you can buy the whole set, which is the only way you can get the ultra stealth clear edition. It's on the very right hand side of the picture in case his camouflage was throwing off your cones and rods. Get an instant collection of trouble makers by visiting https://shop.gumsproductions.com/.