In the summer I always look like I'm made of mixed parts, cause my head, neck and arms will be tan, while the rest of me is the color of one of those cave slugs. I never try to get tan in the shape of my shorts and tshirt, it's just the hand I've been dealt as a modest dude who refuses to walk around without a shirt on. Not only would it make me uncomfortable, but I feel as a responsible nipple owner it is my duty to keep them safe. I've said too much.
These suckers are gonna sell out so fast and be all over Instagram in plenty of situations that will make you mad jealous if you can't participate. So when these Mockbats from Paul Kaiju and Unbox Industries go on sale Saturday April 23 you best be ready to get one. They're sold blind so you can't pick the colors, but just getting one is gonna be so awesome it won't matter which color combo you get. They're only going to be available from store.unboxindustries.info.