Brothers and sisters, can I get a moment of silence for every other toy in your collection. Cause the moment you put this stunning piece of work next to them they will all straight die, r.i.p. This is not only by far the most amazing paint job I've seen on Candie Bolton's Bake-Kujira to date, but this is my favorite on a toy I've seen in a long time. It looks like a mysterious antique you would find in a dead relative's attic who during their lifetime was a world traveller and collector of artifacts. Inside would be contained the spirit of some mythological creature peacefully at rest until the time you were able to decipher the text written on the underside. Never decipher any text written on the underside of anything unless you are prepared to deal with the consequences. I believe mythological creatures fall under the same leash law as dogs, so keep that in mind.
This figure is so amazing that Toy Art Gallery is holding a lottery just for the chance to purchase one. You know you want to enter, because if you don't there will always be this void you feel inside of you that is impossible to fill. No one needs that, so here's how you do it:
ETHEREAL APPARITION Edition retails for $250 and will be released via email lottery starting on Friday, Sept. 16th at 12PM PST and ending on Monday, Sept. 19th at 12PM PST. Email firstname.lastname@example.org with “Bake-Kurjira Lottery” as the subject along with your paypal address and shipping info. If selected you will be sent an invoice for payment. Please allow 24 hours for a response after the closing time (Monday 12PM PST). Winners will be chosen at random, one entry per participant please (if you submit more than once you will be disqualified). Good luck!
Seriously, this thing is so beautiful that I'm at a loss. I will however go ahead and call this my favorite toy of the year. Yeah, I know there's still a few months yet but that's how secure I am in my opinion. I don't flip flop like a politician, but I do accept gifts/bribes/spiritual offerings and this would be a perfect place to start your shopping.