None of us are perfect, but it's our flaws that make us who were are. Like, if you were missing an eye, people might call you "Cyclops Bro". Or if you had a trash truck run over both your legs and ended up in a lawyer commercial talking about it you'd be this lady:
That commercial makes me laugh every time I see it. Seriously, it's absurd but I cant help it. I even showed it to everyone I work with and they thought it was hilarious too. I mean, there's the fact that the trash truck ran over her legs, which is kind of a funny way to get yourself injured. And how did she end up laying on the road so a trash truck could even do that? Did she drop her keys in the gutter? Did a raccoon steal her keys and run into the gutter with them and she was lying there with a turkey club from Subway trying to bribe him to return them? And her voice is so sad and pathetic and I just can't help it but then I worry that laughing makes me a sociopath, which only lasts all of two seconds. The worrying part, not the laughing. I'm still laughing as I type this.
Imperfections can be awesome, just like these Sea-Borg Mutations from MonsterPants. They're created from miscast parts, color tests, and other bits of randomness that gives each figure his own unique personality. Bring these delightful freaks into your life when they go one sale Thursday, September 29th at noon eastern time at this link. I wonder if she got Terminator legs after the accident? If so I think I should go into hiding.