I love the word "plethora" and try to use it whenever I can as it makes me sound like both a gentleman and a scholar. And a plethora is the only way to describe this amount of new releases from Forces of Dorkness and the different colors they come in. Is that Bart Simpson in an R2-D2 outfit, or R2-D2 parading around with Bart's severed head on his dome. I'm not trying to live your life, so you decide when you pick up one of those little resin dudes for the beyond reasonable price of $19.95.
Need some spiritual enlightenment but also obsessed with hunting down Han Solo? Buddha Fett has the answer to these and even more of life's great mysteries, like how come my cat can stomp around on my remote and get the tv to do things I can't figure out? He's way smarter than me. Bring peace to your soul for only $25.00
Hahahahahahahahahaha I love this. Behold, gaze into the confines of the blister pack and look upon all the craps I give. See how it is empty? Hahahahahahahahaha. The perfect gift for the internet troll in your life finally exists, but will they get the not so subtle hint you're throwing down? Who cares, because them getting it doesn't make it any less funny. And for only $9.95 you can't find a better deal to turn your haters into your motivators, whatever that means. Do I have haters? I had taters the other night and they were delicious and they motivated me to go use my rowing machine.
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