H.H. Holmes was America's first serial killer and was hung by the neck for his crimes in what is now the parking lot of a grocery store in South Philadelphia. He is not to be confused with H H Toys, who while also being from Philadelphia have chosen to ply their trade in resin figures rather than murder. While they may not have a fancy metal placard outside of the super market, the making of toys is more likely to keep them off the gallows. Except in Texas, as their laws seem deliberately vague to fuel the lucrative death row industry. Think about it: one trip to the chair is like running a thousand inefficient air conditioners in hundred degree summer heat. I ain't payin that bill.
Himmelstass Heimbach Toys are unleashing their latest creation, Voltar, on Wednesday March 29th. He comes complete with a crystal ball filled with all sorts of information about your future. Like a casino buffet some of it is good, some of it is bad, but most of it will give you gastrointestinal distress. This first edition is limited to just 50 pieces and can be found on the aforementioned date starting at 8pm from https://www.etsy.com/shop/samheimer.