Jane Goodall never hung out with monkeys that looked like this. All of her primate buds had only one head and certainly didn't look like they took radiation baths every morning. You will not find him in any zoo, placing his paw against the glass in an effort to connect with visitors on some deeper level. Nope, this is a freakish Planet of the Apes-style secret military monkey whose only interest in you is using your bones to pick his teeth. He is full of pretty colors, though.
Planet -X Asia has enlisted the help of Cop a Squat Toys to paint up a limited run of only 6 of these bad monkeys. The things are freakin huge so you might want to go to Home Depot and reinforce your shelves before you enter the lottery to purchase one. Here are the details if you want in on this behemoth:
All you must do to enter the lottery is be a @copasquattoys follower on Instagram and comment “I’m in!” on the photo
Price will be $300 + shipping via USPS Priority. The winners will be drawn on Friday. August 11th.