So let me get this straight: you have a chance to not only own one of these sweet Glampyre toys, but they've been hand painted by the man behind the design, Martin Ontiveros? And this eight inch figure looking like Dracula joined the Kiss Army is only $150? I may not hit the Powerball, but this is the next best thing. You would wish I did hit a jackpot like that, because I would quit my job in such awesome fashion it would absolutely break the Internet. I've already got it all planned out, so keep me in your prayers.
Speaking of lotteries, the only way you can own one of these limited edition dream boats is by entering one. From now until Monday, August 14 at noon pacific you can email email@example.com with the subject line "Glampyre Lottery" along with your PayPal details and shipping address. Then cross whatever you can for good luck so you bring this beauty home.