We've all been there: you're wandering around a music festival in the summer heat. Your body is having an adverse reaction to stomach medication that unbeknownst to you requires you to stay out of direct sunlight. Your wife goes to the bathroom and when she returns you're not there as you've been helped to the medical tent suffering from weakness and hallucinations. Just when all hope seems lost, The Great Owl Clam appears to you. Armed with an ice pack and a soothing voice like Jim Morrison, he ensures that everything will not only be ok, but they will be awesome. After you go to the emergency room though.
A few days after.
It's still embarrassing.
Follow the technicolor dream boat that is the Owl Clam to find your own inner peace. Sprung forth from the mind of Nathan Jurevicius and produced by Toy Art Gallery, this wonder of Japanese plastic can be yours by entering a lottery to purchase. From now until Monday at noon pacific time, you can send an email to sales(at)toyartgallery.com with "Owl Clam Lottery" as the subject. Please include your Paypal address and shipping info as well, and only enter once. God speed.