This is the kind of thing I bet my neighbors expect me to have in my house. For years, my goal has been to be the weirdo on the block. I want to own the house that people cross the street not to be close to. I cemented that position once when I was sitting on my porch, wearing a respirator, and sawing through a pair of fake antlers for an art project right when the school bus was dropping kids off. I can't tell if my wife was as amused by it as I was, but I found it hilarious. I also find it to be the cheapest home security system apart from buying a large, scary dog. Who's gonna break into the house of a guy with a bone saw? Genius right?
This is the Lake Monsters Dredge Bone Edition from Brian Morris and Rotofugi. It's a freaky little thing right? And little is not entirely accurate as it stands 8 inches tall and is on sale now for only $60. Buy one, toss it in your window, and have as much fun with your neighbors as I do mine.