Sloths may look like chill bros on the outside, but inside they are raging tigers with a thirst for all things metal. Their minds work with the voracity of a double bass drum as they slowly make their way from tree to tree and directly into our hearts. And there's nothing more metal than those crazy hands they have, which if they could get them to move a little faster would have no problem disemboweling someone. Now that I think about it I feel it's even more brutal to relieve someone of their digestive track in slow motion. Sloths are obviously into the Norweigian black metal.
Xpanded Universe has opened my eyes and ears to the musical preferences of these great creatures via this sofubi figure. Available in black or glow in the dark, they are available for preorder right now by visiting http://xpandeduniverse.bigcartel.com. They're extremely limited, so you'll want to move more like....well, anything that's faster than a sloth would work.