If you're even considering buying your significant other candies or lingerie or anything else completely standard let me help you raise the bar for Valentine's Day. One year, I took my wife to see a monster truck rally and instantly became the most legendary husband ever. It's all about the romance, and there is nothing more romantic than spending time with the one you love while nearly going deaf from the roar of fossil fueled monstrosities. I still can't hear anything she says unless we're directly facing each other.
You don't need to be as innovative as I am, in fact it's not recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists, but you can still do things differently for your loved ones by gifting them something that will never wilt. That's right, I'm talking luxuriously smooth Japanese vinyl in the form of these Sweet Devil Maneki Wananeko. Javier Jimenez has made em look just like candy, but unlike chocolate these kitty cats will last forever. And by forever I mean at least the person's life span you are gifting them too, who knows what plastic will look like in a few hundred years. Still better than anyone one of us, that's for sure. This kind of took a dark turn.
Snag one for yourself or someone you love this Sunday, January 28th, at 11am eastern time only from http://www.stickupmonsters.bigcartel.com.