Splurrt's Cadaver Kid figure has upgraded his operating system, gotten a total body makeover, and is primed for military applications. Use him to vanquish your enemies! Have him negotiate that promotion you know you deserve! Eliminate student loan payments by eliminating the people that collect them! There's nothing that can stop him (except the prolonged exposure to liquids in which case the user bears all responsibility for any damage that may occur).
This barrel chested hunk of plastic is set to debut this Saturday, January 13th, in both camo and unpainted versions. There will also be other figures and even hats and who knows what else available to please your need to collect. The shindig goes down at 1pm eastern time only at http://www.splurrt.com.