Bro, do you even lift? I know I don't. I lift the remote to turn the channel on the tv, but I don't think I'm gonna get too ripped doing that. But on the bright side, if my arms don't get huge, I won't have to buy new shirts!!! See, it's not just laziness, it makes perfect economic sense as well. I would like to be able to instill fear into people just by walking into a room, but sometimes you can't live all of your dreams.
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