I love when people commit crimes using unconventional weapons. One of my favorite stories of such an occurrence was when a man walked into a gas station near where I used to live, and robbed the place with a broom. He cleaned out the cash register by brandishing an item used to clean the floor. I never found out whether he got to the place and just winged his approach, or if he brought the thing with him as part of a well thought out plan. The former I can understand, because he could have just had poor impulse control, but the latter is way more bizarre. The guy looked around his house, was struck by a moment of divine inspiration, and drove with his weapon to make some quick cash from the Texaco.
You may, in a few brief moments, notice that the above story has nothing to do with the toy you see there. I had already typed this story out for a different post, but then that toy sold out and I thought it would be a waste to just delete what I had already written, so here it is. One less story being sent to the landfill.
The newest edition of Vertebrate from Paul Kaiju x Blobpus x Toy Art Gallery will be available via lottery submission starting today at noon pacific time. You have until Monday at noon to enter for a chance o buy one of these freaky ladies. Here's more info on the lottery:
The Vertebrata Red Rub Edition retails for $85 and will be released via email lottery starting on Wednesday, August 26th at 12PM PST and ending on Monday, Aug. 31st at 12PM PST. Email firstname.lastname@example.org with “Vertebrata Lottery” as the subject along with your paypal address and shipping info. If selected you will be sent an invoice for payment. Please allow 24 hours for a response after the closing time (Monday 12PM PST). Winners will be chosen at random, one entry per participant please (if you submit more than once you will be disqualified). Good luck!