This dude probably has some stories to tell. You don't lose your lower half without there being a story behind it. And the fact that he's a skeleton probably would need some explaining too. Is it kosher to go around asking deformed skeleton people what go them in that position? I don't want to hurt any feelings.
Splurrt's toys are harder to get than a supermodel's phone number, but Toy Art Gallery is giving you a shot at this dude on Wednesday, June 29th at noon pacific time. It's the first time they've ever done a painted run of these and they won't last long. Get em at www.toyartgallery.com.