As you may or may not know, I have a few cats. Not that you could tell from all the pictures I post on Instagram, or the patches of hair that stick to my clothing not matter what I do. I love those little buggers and they certainly make life more interesting, like the fact that you never know what state of disrepair your house may be in when you return home from work. Or if you'll roll over on your side trying to get comfortable in bed and find a hair ball staring you down as if it's ready for a turf war (That happened two nights ago and as proof that I'm totally getting better with not being freaked out by germs I just rolled the other way and went back to sleep. I was reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaallly tired and was hoping it was maybe just a hallucination. SPOILER ALERT: It wasn't)
Just in case you had a pile of kittens turn up in your backyard and you're trying to place them in loving forever homes, I'm gonna have to let you know that we are as overcrowded as America's prison system. The only cats we are currently accepting as new residents are of the plastic variety who respect that sanctity of antique furniture and carpeted staircases. And lo and behold, we have some fitting candidates here in the form of these new Tricky Cats from Kidrobot. These things are so freakin cute you'll be tempted to use your small animal/human baby voice as you tickle their wittle bellies.
These are packaged blind boxed, so just like real kitties you won't know what you get until they become adult bobcats and you're in your closet, cell phone in hand, begging animal control to come and get the thing before it finishes you off. You only make that mistake once. These will be available starting tomorrow, October 30th, on www.kidrobot.com for $9.99 each. I call dibs on the Halloween dude.