Law school is expensive, and what's a girl to do when she wants to be a district attorney and the student loans just aren't covering it? Citizen Brick is known for making the building block sets that a certain company would never even dream of creating. Now you can make it rain on little plastic strippers without ever leaving the privacy of your own home! Usually that costs a lot of money and you have to burn the pants you wear after you sober up and/or see the performer of your lap dance in natural lighting. There's a reason these places are dark.
Impress your friends and forgo the feeling of needing a hazmat shower with your very own Center for the Performing Arts. This thing is beyond amazing: it comes with four exclusive figures, working led lights with batteries, and is made using the same techniques that the big guys use, so this thing is completely legit. For $275 think of the endless fun you will have without having to worry about the strength of your immune system. Seriously, have you ever been in a strip club that didn't resemble a third world country? Order yours now and it will ship out Black Friday.