Chuck Norris is already the most feared man on the planet, so what insane person would combine him with the most feared creature in the ocean thus creating mankind's doom? Goodleg Toys of course! They have totally disregarded the fact that Shark Norris is the most unstoppable killing machine ever dreamed of. No tank can stop him from laying waste to his enemies, and he's gonna run out of those pretty quickly and therefore need new enemies, which is where the whole "humankind is screwed" thing comes from.
The carnage begins this Sunday, November 9th, when you can order your very own over at http://goodlegtoys.tumblr.com/.