It's rare that I would ever open an email with a subject that involved the word "unAmerican" cause I am not trying to get on some government list or have the feds parked outside my house trying to see what I'm up to. Not that I'm up to anything, but it just seems like a hassle. I'd have to step up my style game if people are gonna be outside taking pictures all the time to go in my permanent file. This is how their briefing on my case will play out:
Boss: "So, have you determined what the deal with this guy is?"
Cop: "Sir, all we've been able to ascertain is that the house is filled with cats, and the subject looks FABULOUS!" (throws glitter in the air, much to the chagrin of his fellow officers)
And that is how I will waste the taxpayer's money. End scene.
I opened that email anyway and instead of finding something that would send me to Guantanimo, I found out about a killer toy show this weekend. It's called "UnAmerican Activity" because the artists involved aren't from America. Oooooooooooooh, that makes much more sense than what I was worried about. The show opens this Friday, November 14th, at Toy Art Gallery and features the work of Jon-Paul Kaiser, Doktor A, and Seymour Art. Check out this little preview of what you can see live and in person: