Wait a second, are you telling me the guys from Suburban Vinyl are actually allowed to leave the state? California is in for it as the Robs will be making the journey to set up at this weekend's Designer Con. But they won't be showing up empty handed, as they will be bringing with them many quality wares for to peruse at booth # 515. Let's get to it.
This Brent Nolasco figure looks like a pretty chill bro. I'm sure he scares visitors to his swamp when they see him coming towards them, but all he really wants is someone to talk with about the new episode of American Horror Story. He thinks they should drop the musical numbers and reign their wacky story telling in just a tad to make a more concise experience for the viewers. He's got a lot of opinions about shows. Only 3 of these in this color scheme exist in the world and you can be one of the proud owners for $120.
Look, I get it, you think that if you hang Starry Night on your living room wall that naked chicks are just gonna fall out of the wood work for how artistic and sensitive you are. It's a load of crap, in fact women should beware of any man who tries to use this ploy, cause it means they don't like art enough to explore it beyond a picture that is offered by Capital One as an option for their first credit card. And if it's hanging next to a Bob Marley poster or one of "beers of the world" you need to get out of that house immediately before you needs years of counseling to undo whats about to go down. The Toy Viking is nothing if not a resource for keeping women safe.
Now if you're at someone's house and they have a picture like this one from Jon-Paul Kaiser, then you've got the green light to have all of their babies. For $70 you can up your art game with one of these prints that are signed and numbered to 50.
If the power happens to go out in Pasadena don't worry, because they will have enough glow in the dark toys at booth 515 to light the bathroom up so you don't pee on yourself. Like these Bio Buds from Manny Romero or these Primordial Ooze Munny heads from artisdead with little ninja turtles trapped inside. They will be priced at $40 and $21 respectively.
Or get yourself a mini Ice Scream Man from Brutherford Industries to light your way during those dark moments. Get one for $20, but please don't lick it cause people will stare.
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