I am completely smitten with this pin-up inspired Harley Quinn statue from DC Collectibles. This is by far my favorite incarnation of the Joker's psychotic companion and I might have to actually cave and buy this one (if the whole begging for gifts thing doesn't work out that is). Would it be wrong to put a donation button up on my blog so you could sponsor me and my toy buying addiction:
For the price of a cup of coffee a day, you could help an obsessive collector realize his dream of owning every toy he could ever want. For your donation you will receive a monthly newsletter and a picture of your sponsored collector, hugging his most prized possessions. And unlike Sally Struthers and those other crooks who only actually give those kids 10% of your donation while spending the rest on buckets of chicken, you can sleep soundly knowing that every penny has gone into buying objects to make Chris happy.
I wonder if I can get Sarah Mclaclan to do a commercial for me and depress the crap out of you.
While I'm working on my sad face and trying to find a filthy cage I can fit into, you can go and preorder this statue right now so it can be delivered to you when it releases in November. I eagerly await your sponsorships.