I have solved all of the problems that now face the world. Ok, well most of them, because I think many of the world's issues stem from folks being miserable. And you know what makes it impossible to be miserable? The act of holding a baby skunk. It's true! I held one the other day and as his little face nuzzled under my chin there was absolutely nothing that could have upset me. You could have tried, but you would have failed. I have no idea how to implement this on a global scale, so I'll probably have to get Mark Cuban to help me out.
Happiness is a warm skunk.
Ooooooh, maybe one of these Watermeloncats would be better. For one you wouldn't have to feed them, and you'd never have to worry about bathing in tomato paste to counteract any spraying that may go one. Rato Kim is offering these right now until the 13th and here's how you can get one for yourself: