I love my cats, but I don't trust them with my money. Every time I look under the bed I find dollar bills in quantities that make me think a tiny stripper must live under there. A very tiny stripper. But just as soon as I'm about to call the evening news about my scandalous elf who is working her way through law school I also discover piles of cat toys that had long vanished. My cats have been hoarding all my money!!!!! Diamond Select Toys must have heard my plight for a secure place to stash my cash and created this. Boba Fett will keep their furry little mits off my monies.
Don't believe me that my cats are robbing me blind? This is what I caught on hidden camera: