How will I ever eat chicken again. This is almost as bad as that lady who found the chicken head in her box of McDonalds McNugget thingys. But now you're telling me pieces of chicken are individual little people who even have their own theme song? Ahhh, who cares, they're still delicious. I don't care if they can speak French and quote Shakespeare. Eat all the chicken!
This chicken dude is named Dalston and he was created by Mark James and Unbox Industries. Only two hundred of these 6 inch vinyl drumsticks were made (which is more than I could eat in a week) and he even come with a little record featuring a song from The Cherrystones.