Thursday, February 27, 2014

New Releases from The Mark Ultra

    You know what you need in your life?  Ok, keep it PG ya weirdos.  You need some sweet bootleg action figures.  You know where to get them?  Tonight from The Mark Ultra!!!  See how easy I make it for you to part with your money?  I'm like the little devil on your shoulder telling you to do bad things, like push your sister's boyfriend into traffic.  But buying toys carries a way shorter prison sentence and you'll feel a tad less guilty.  

    You can get all the dudes you see here at 8pm Eastern time from for only $20 each, which is cheaper than taking a date to Applebees.  You know that girl always orders an appetizer when you're trying to eat on a budget.  

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