Are you gonna watch Sharknado 2 tonight? Of course you are, why would I be so silly. This past Sunday Sharon and I binged watched all these really cheesy shark movies on the Syfy Channel. I love the random people they get to be in them. Brooke Hogan (Hulk's daughter) was in two of them, way to get type cast there, and Steve Urkel was in one, and Debbie Gibson. I've never acted in anything in my life and I'm pretty sure I could easily be in one of these films. It can't take more than a few days to make a movie about a two headed murderous great white shark, so I could just use some of my vacation time, become a bad movie star, then go into hiding when everyone makes fun of me. Sounds like a plan!
I'm gonna need to practice my shark fighting skills, cause I don't want to be one of those scrubs that gets eaten first. I could start small, like on one of these Summer Sametans from Cometdebris. I'm pretty sure I could take him, plus he's already filled his entire body with all sorts of sea life so he shouldn't be hungry for my sweet meat. They're available for pre order from now until August 8th at 7pm Pacific Time. A portion of the proceeds will benefit PangeaSeed, who are helping to save sharks and conserve our oceans.