Ok, I need this. Like, really badly. I was gonna start a campaign on that Go Fund Me website so I could raise enough cash to buy one, but then I felt kinda bad because there were people there with legitimate issues that could really use the help. But I'm not above shameless begging on my own website, free of disasters or diseases that might make me feel like a bit of a heel. Donate now, donate often, because like an otter to an ice cream sandwich:
Now that I have made my impassioned plea, I shall tell you more about the object of my affections. This, the greatest toy of this year, nay, this decade, is the Bone Usir DX. Featuring the combined workings of Splurrt and Mutant Vinyl Hardcore, this fine specimen will be available this Saturday at noon Eastern time in both of the versions you see above. I don't know how much they'll be, but I do know that they will only be available from http://splurrt.bigcartel.com/.