I don't ever remember wanting to go to space as a kid. I wanted to go to Egypt and see the pyramids, but space didn't do it for me. I guess if I could be guaranteed some Star Wars stuff would go down I' be interested, but if I'm just stuck eating out of tubes and peeing into a vacuum cleaner I'm not really interested. Zero gravity sounds pretty cool for a while, like until you have to use the bathroom at which point I imagine it gets real old real fast. Could you picture eating a bad space burrito and the vacuum toilet breaks? You'll be begging for sweet death to come and end it all.
Check out this Lunartik Cup of Tea all set for launch. He's not worried about space toilets at all. This custom figure was created by DMS and 15 of you lucky Earth dwellers will be able to own one when they go on sale tomorrow at 11pm BST. They're only $79.99 plus shipping and each one will be made to order. Pick one up for yourself at