New Ninja of the Month! New Ninja of the Month! This ninja is here to squash all rumors that you're supposed to eat dumplings. They are to be kept as pets!!!!! I mean, I knew that all along, but I won't judge those who didn't. If you don't believe me then why do I have a cage in my basement filled with pork dumplings? It's not for the smell I'll tell you that much.
This ninja works at the dumpling pet store, where you can get your very own doughy forever friend. He's available Wednesday, February 1st for only $30 on the Shawnimals website.