I know what you're thinking. You're thinking that your wallet is feeling a little full and you're thinking what a gift it would be for someone to help you ease that burden. Like a guardian angel in your darkest hour I have descended upon you, bringing you ways to rid yourself of your meddlesome cash in exchange for some freaky looking toys.
That guy you see up there, with his lone pink eye, is the Pollen Kaiser from Paul Kaiju. This 10 inch unpainted monstrosity goes on sale today exclusively from Toy Art Gallery for $145.
Or if you like your evil to have the ability to swoop in on your adversaries, then maybe the Luftkaiser is for you. He stands at 4 inches high and is $35. You can pick them both up today starting at noon Pacific time from http://shop.toyartgallery.com/.