How is it everyone that lives in New Jersey doesn't look like this? This place is littered with toxic waste super fund sites and enough wilderness to hide plenty Hills Have Eyes-looking characters, so maybe we do have our fair share of mutants lurking in the shadows. If any of those mutants are reading this, please feel free to move to the beaches and live under the boardwalks, where you will be able to eat your fill of seagulls and tourists, both of which are equally as annoying. Though admittedly, I have never had a tourist poop on my head. That's not to say they wouldn't though, and I believe in taking a preventative stance.
You've seen the pictures. You've been drooling on your internet device for months. Now you can actually own the latest figure from Mutant Vinyl Hardcore: Toxigon!!!!!!! And this one is special because not only does he glow in the dark and will light your way to the bathroom when you have to pee late at night, but he's a little different from future releases because the mold was changed after two runs were made. That will make this guy uber collectable. The only way you can get one is by winning the chance to purchase it. There is a lottery open now at http://www.mutantvinylhardcore.com/ that closes just before midnight so you gotta decide quickly on this one. Go on, you know you want one.