Seems like everyone around me is having kids. Sometimes I think I'd be good at raising a child, but other times I'm worried that I may try to sell them to a shoe factory as cheap labor. And you never really know what you're going to get when you have a child do you? It's biological gambling. You may end up with a genius, you may end up with Charles Manson. Kinda scary when you think about it.
What if one of these things pops out and starts calling you "dad"? You know you're gonna have to ship it off to boarding school and hope it forgets how to get home, otherwise you can expect the rest of your town to eventually show up with torches and pitchforks at your front door. We Become Monsters may have completely sworn me off of fatherhood with these Eldritch Embryos. These frightening future monsters are available right now at http://webecomemonsters.storenvy.com/ for $28 each and are sold in random colors.