We all know that dating a female praying mantis is a lot like dating a girl from New Jersey. First they seduce you, then they cannibalize you. It's a disturbing fact of life. Nothing has captured this cruelty of nature quite so well as these Lady Mantis resin figures from DuBose Art. They look all sweet and innocent, but behind that dress is a digestive system hungry for your flesh. You can preorder the painted version right now for $35, or get one of these sparkly ones for $40. The good thing about the whole "devouring your mate after sweet lovin" thing is that the female praying mantis will never have to get Maury to help her find her baby daddy.