Sharon and I have a cat named Icarus that is fond of eating just about anything he can get his little black paws on. He's eaten shoe laces, a shirt sleeve (which earned him a trip to the emergency vet), cat toys, people toys, blankets, paper, plastic bags, and countless other objects that were rendered unidentifiable by the time they passed through his digestive system and I dug them out of the litter box. On the bright side, I am finally able to use my very expensive degree in forensics as I try and solve the mystery of "What Icarus Ate." Luckily for us, we have finished basement, which allows us to decorate for Christmas while keep it locked safely out of his reach. Unlucky for us is the fact that I don't have to see that stuff everyday so March can easily come before I decide it's time to take down the tree.
That's why these toys from DC Collectibles are genius. You can leave them up year round and people won't think you're lazy, they'll just think you're showing off your collection. And Harley Quinn is my favorite chica from the Batman universe, and Poison Ivy's pretty cool too. You can preorder this two pack right now and they will ship just in time for Christmas. Just click on that Entertainment Earth link to the right with the South Park dudes and order away.