Did anyone start their Christmas shopping yet? I'm sort of on the ball this year and have already begun chipping away at it. I'm never the type to wait until the last minute, but each year I seem to get dangerously close to panic mode. Sometimes I even have dreams where it's Christmas morning and I haven't bought anyone anything and I do my best to fake a reason to be rushed to the emergency room just to buy me some time to figure out what to do. They at least have a gift shop in the hospital, so I might be able to pass off a "get well" teddy bear or a bunch of phone cards as legit gifts. It's kinda horrifying.
You can begin your shopping for me today when Paul Kaiju and Toy Art Gallery release their latest edition of the mighty Pollen Kaiser. See how easy I make this for you. So park yourself near a computer at noon Pacific time, have it pointed at http://shop.toyartgallery.com/ and let the raining of presents upon me commence. Of you can buy it for someone else I guess and I'll just resent you. Kidding, I'm kidding, I will always love you. But there's always room to move up on the love list, now isn't there?