I could really go for a Slurpee right about now. I looooooove Slurpees, but only the Coke ones. I'm not very flavor adventurous and the Coke one is so good that I have never in all my years on this earth felt the need to deviate. I did have a dream last night that they made whiskey Slurpees and I tried one and became an alcoholic. See what happens when you try new things. You end up in rehab.
New York Comic Con is on the horizon my friends and that means I'm gonna tell you about more exclusive stuff. This batch will all be featured at the Tenacious Toys booth #208. Sippy Shortstraw from UME Toys has kickstarted my Slurpee craving this morning. Just look how happy he is. It's probably cause his beverage is carbonated and the bubbles tickle. Or he farted. Carbonation will do that to ya. This little resin guy will be $40.
This guy isn't looking happy at all. Maybe because he's got a case of the undeads. Soko Cat made these Zombie Candy Corns that look like how I feel if I eat to many candy corns. I'm not good at candy. I'll buy a bag of candy, eat two of them, and then not want candy anymore for 6 months at which time what I bought has now gone bad. I know, I know, "first world problems". These will be $45.
This is the physical manifestation of how most people feel about the Ewoks. Still not as annoying as Jar Jar Binks by any means, but people really do hate them. I can't remember feeling one way or another about them when I saw Return of the Jedi for the first time. I was so mesmerized by the fact that they showed Darth Vader's face that there could have been an army of Barbie dolls that helped overthrow the Empire and I might not have cared. These guys from Killer Bootlegs are pretty cool though, and proof that Endor was a rampant breeding ground for rabies.