Most of the time when you rip the head off of a toy you get thrown out of Target for scarring children. For some reason people have a thing against plastic decapitation, but pretty soon that's gonna change because of this guy right here. Meet Papabehr, a crazy, mechanized mammal that is hiding a USB drive in his neck. Just pop his head off and store all your important documents/pictures that will prevent you from ever holding public office. And of course they'll be safe there, cause this bear has a sword and a hug shoulder-mounted gun thingy.
If you want one of these for yourself you gotta help make him a reality by checking out his Kickstarter page. We all know how these work by now: there are different levels of pledges you can make and different rewards that go with each one, like t-shirts and art prints. So check out their page here and get this dude funded.