This is the reason I don't have kids. Kids are always wanting stuff like new shoes, and lunch, and books for school. I want to buy stuff for me. Maybe if kids were actually good at cleaning and being quiet I would have a few, but until they step up their game I'm gonna stick to being selfish.
Since I don't have kids I can actually contemplate buying stuff like this. It's the Ultrus Balrog from Skinner!!!!! He combined two of my favorite things: Lord of the Rings and freaky plastic things and the results are spectacular. He only hand painted 10 of these suckers and he could have just left it at that. But no, the Skin Man (that sounds creepy) went and laser engraved 10 Ring of Power replicas to go along with them! Where did he get a laser? I don't know, probably Craigslist, but that's not important. The important thing is that these go on sale today at noon Pacific time at http://shopcriticalhit.com/collections/toys. Starting now I will begin accepting donations so I can buy one. You know you love me enough to help.