With the government listening in on our phone calls and wanting to deploy drones to spy on us, it's only a matter of time before we start seeing stuff like this policing the streets. Well, maybe not EXACTLY like this, because that would involve a level of creativity our elected officials just don't possess. But something along these lines, ready to club you for not picking up your dog's poop.
Today is the day that Mecha Greasebat will be unleashed upon the world! Designed by Jeff Lamm and produced by Monster Worship, these big hunks 'o black plastic will be going on sale at 7pm Eastern time at https://store.monsterworship.com/ for $85.